my office is on crack....

My response to a edict sent down from my manager:

".... And I will strike down with great vengeance a furious anger upon those who attempt to poison and destroy my network!! And you will know my name is ROOT when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"


The network manager response:


"We should have shotguns for this shit."



It's true though.... if we had shotguns, our jobs would be so much easier. An ass full of buckshot makes all sorts of attitude adjustments........