Things heard this weekend...

"You have to listen to me! I'm totally wise right now"

"You're right, that would stop me from spanking your ass"

"How about Jaws?" Followed by "Yup! NOW you have a nickname!"

"Cell phones are NOT in the code of Chivalry! So spelling doesn't count!"

"OK, that commercial did it, I'm going right now to buy that game."

"That's Jin's super-power. The ability to beg for his job in korean"

and...

"we need to have an intervention concerning your abuse of stimulants"